Police Axe Nicholas Bendle About His Bloody Clothes

Wallace was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. Bail has not yet been set.The violence becomes apparent right out of the gate, the opening scene is extremely violent and is still a bit shocking, even with the dated effects. Future scenes do not get as graphic as this, but remain just as disturbing – most of this because of the tone. See, Ritchie directed Bad News Bears, and if any of you remember it was a pretty dark comedy, at times having the humor peppered with scenes of kids playing on a baseball team who also regularly cussed and smoked. This type of contradicting subject matter is a LOT more apparent in The Island, though not in the beginning of the film which follows Blair as he investigates the the cause of the missing boats while showing a rocky relationship with his son. Ritchie uses a less-is-more approach by not revealing too much about the pirates as they hijack and murder individuals unlucky enough to meet them out at sea. Once the pirates are revealed, and Blair and son are captured, the film completely shifts gears – focusing on the pirates and their way of living on the island along with Blair’s attempts at escaping. This is also where the film loses a lot of it’s viewers. […]

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Shain Gandee, Star Of MTV’s Buckwild, Found Dead After Being Reported Missing

KATY, Texas — Police have arrested a Katy Junior High science teacher, charging him with collecting and distributing child pornography after an investigation by the FBI’s Innocent Images Task Force. According to court papers, FBI agents found 40-year-old Justin Lewis was in possession of up to 20 videos and more than 100 images of children under the age of 12 being sexually violated by adults. He was using a peer-to-peer program to help distribute these images to others on the Internet. The married father of two young children is now facing five to 20 years in prison with a maximum life term of supervised release, a maximum fine of 0,000 and required registration as a sex offender. School officials told the media that Lewis is on administrative leave, but they do plan to fire him. “I want to kill him and strangle him,” said a neighbor. “I mean, my kids went there a lot to play.”Lunenburg police say they will continue to work with the FBI, and talk with the parents about ways to heal the community and move forward.

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The Daily Bite

Since we have some readers who get really butthurt when they click the Continue Reading link on the front page, only to discover that there really isn’t anything left to continue reading, I am adding a spoiler-ish clip from the movie SILENT HILL. Why? Because it has Pyramid Head in it, and features one of the worst titty twisters in cinematic history.

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Teen Charged With Raping Classmate Hours Before Surviving Fatal Crash

According to investigators, Burcum and 47-year-old Kimberly Sonnenschen dated for about three weeks back in March. After they broke up, Sonnenschen hooked back up with her long-term boyfriend, 52-year-old Stephen Boyce. I’m guessing Burcum wasn’t too pleased…WASHINGTON COUNTY, OK — I got a lot of flack yesterday after making some comments regarding women and their driving. Some said i was sexist and misogynistic, when all I was trying to do was save lives.

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Shoe Salesman Who Tried To Bite Off Ex’s Toe Charged With Doing It Again

She didn’t forget him after that night, when she passed him in the hall she wasn’t afraid to make eye contact and flash him a little smile. On days that happened Randy was walking on air for the rest of the day.MORROW, Georgia – On Wednesday night, 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III was dressed in an elf costume and waiting in line with kids to see the Santa at Southlake Mall. When he got to the front of the line, Caldwell allegedly told Santa that he had dynamite in his bag. Santa then called security. The mall was evacuated and GBI bomb squad called in. No explosives were found, but the mall did not re-open that night. Caldwell is in jail charged with making terroristic threats, false public alarm, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct, possession of a hoax device, false imprisonment and simple assault. You know, at first this is kinda funny, envisioning a man looking like Caldwell dressed as an elf waiting in line with some kids. But then the dynamite thing just has me thinking, what a fucking dick. Not only did the mall lose a ton of money over this stunt, he unnecessarily scared the living shit out of some kids just trying to enjoy the holiday with their parents. Had I been there in the crowded mall surrounded by sheeple spending my paycheck away on overpriced shit for people who don’t deserve it and later in line with a bunch of snot-nosed brats waiting to pay too much for for a pic with a dude in a red suit trying to supplement his Social Security because of the Hen’s incessant whining about doing things with the family, only to end up being herded out because of some jackass…I would’ve punched the fucker in the face. […]

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Charges Dismissed Against Twin Brothers Who Lived With Their Mother’s Corpse

There’s not a lot of details regarding what happened once the girls were at the farm, but the younger girl somehow managed to escape Klunder and make a run for it. She ended up at a neighboring farm where two men found the girl as she was crawling to them underneath a wire fence.Police say 28-year-old Melissa Minarsich got into an argument with her boyfriend after he refused to feed her vagina. Minarsich allegedly did not take her her demands for dick being rebuffed and became violent, hitting her boyfriend a couple of times and ripping a storm door off the house. […]

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Man Charged With Murder After Rupturing Man’s Testicle During Robbery

ORLANDO, Fla. – But not for reasons you might be expecting. The handsome fella to the left is 54-year-old Tyler Weisman. He is a registered sex offender who spent a year in jail for molesting an 11-year-old girl. On Thursday, Weisman found himself inside a crack-house after being lured there with hopes of scoring a prostitute. He turned down an offer from a crack-whore but stayed in the house after 42-year-old Albert Brooks, an ex-con, offered to go get him a “younger girl”. Of course Brooks was lying. He figured only an undercover cop would turn down a whore, so when he returned to the room, he did not have a younger girl as promised, but rather an aerosol can and a cigarette lighter. He used them to spray flames into Weisman’s face until Weisman admitted he was a cop. Weisman was able to escape only after being beat on the head, being robbed of , his hearing aids and eyeglasses. Brooks was later arrested and charged with false imprisonment, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and robbery with a weapon. Weisman is now under investigation for violating his parole.Porfiry Petrovich has a new assistant, and a fresh murder to investigate. The crime scene evidence indicates it’s a perfect starter case for his new charge. The facts are clear, the suspects limited, and within the hour a perp is in custody. By all appearances its an easy first lesson for our budding magistrate. That is, until a second murder occurs. While seemingly unconnected at first blush, they share a singular detail. Perhaps only a coincidence, it is significant enough to Porfiry to warrant closer examination, triggering a journey into shocking revelations, slumbering resentments, and hidden relationships. The suspects are many, the secrets are manifold, and there is always the danger of professional humiliation, or worse yet, political retaliation.

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